10 Reasons Why Soulja Boy Needs To Go Platinum In A Week

I came across The Rap Up and they had a great post on the 10 reasons why Soulja Boy has to go platinum in a week. Some of the reasons probably do have some merit but who knows. You can see the reasons after the jump. iSouljaBoyTellem drops December 16th.

10. Jimmy Iovine gave him an ultimatum and he ain’t trying to go back to Jack in the Box

9. He needs the money to continue his fight against obesity via calorie-burning dance moves

8. His Gucci-branded trash can needs a new girlfriend and those things don’t come cheap

7. He’s all about “ice and tattoos” because he ain’t trying to go back to 40 acres and a mule

6. He needs a consolation prize for all the time spent thinking up words that rhyme with “oh”

5. He needs the plaque to remind his grand-kids of a time when rap was still legal

4. He wants to stimulate the U.S. economy. Just do the math: $12.99 x 1,000,000,000

3. He needs it for books and tuition, in case rap doesn’t work out

2. He needs it for an emergency savings account, in case rap doesn’t work out

1. He needs the money for a bulletproof SUV because Ice T DON’T play that shit

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