All the dooming from Sky News is incredible

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Slight rant at r/Neoliberal about otherwise fantastic news
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Vaush's coverage of the landslide
All the content here is UNOFFICIAL from any Political Party and of Jordan Shanks (aka friendlyjordies) unless otherwise stated and is of a SATIRICAL nature. This is a subreddit/fan club of Australian youtuber, comedian, political commentator, investigative journalist, ALP stooge and self help nerd Jordan Shanks aka friendlyjordies as well as topics relevant to his content.What are you most looking forward to in the next three years of a Labor government?
All the content here is UNOFFICIAL from any Political Party and of Jordan Shanks (aka friendlyjordies) unless otherwise stated and is of a SATIRICAL nature. This is a subreddit/fan club of Australian youtuber, comedian, political commentator, investigative journalist, ALP stooge and self help nerd Jordan Shanks aka friendlyjordies as well as topics relevant to his content.Plastic pollution along Australian coastlines decreases by 39 per cent
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)If history teaches us one thing about empire, it is that empire dies"
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Le Pen banned from running for office for five years
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Marine Le Pen found guilty of misappropriating EU funds by French court (LETSFUCKINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)France's Le Pen faces verdict that could end presidential hopes in 2027
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Forget carbon neutral, Chicago‘s Northwestern University Engineering develops carbon-negative concrete
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Admittedly good dunk
Welcome to /r/DoomerDunk, where we slam dunk on the absurdity of doomerism! Tired of all the gloom and doom? So are we. Join us as we roast pessimism with memes, optimism, and a healthy dose of reality. Don’t forget to check out our big brother sub /r/OptimistsUnite for more positivity and global progress.German parliament passes debt rule reform, half-trillion euro fund | Reuters
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Resharing Optimists Unite 1 content
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Good god, they're finally learning
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
SOMA is a sci-fi horror game from Frictional Games, creators of the groundbreaking Amnesia and Penumbra series.Should this become our new icon?
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Enough OU1 negativity, what are the good optimism subreddits out there?
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)This has a bit more energy to it then paper signs in Congress
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Icon Voting Post
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)After yesterday's sh*tshow in the US, how absolutely heartening to see this man smiling again today. Well done, the UK...
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Icon change update
We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)Possible icon idea

We are living in an age of unprecedented wealth, w/ millions entering the middle class every year. Homo sapiens live longer lifespans than ever b4, with better nutrition, & better medicine than ever in history. This is also the most peaceful time in history, with record lows in crime & war deaths. The developing world is surging in wealth, & in the “west” we have more opportunity & communication than ever. Our great grandparents would trade places with us in a heartbeat. (Also nazis are bad.)