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My watch is incorrectly assuming I need to move. Any ideas on how to fix it?

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I only train in Z2 or Z30.

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God is finally smiting Treks

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Where can I get uranium gels to maximize my probability of KOM

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How rough can I be to my Speccy? 🍑 💦 😳🥵😼💦💦🙊

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Grwm for a quick spin around central park

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I can only kom if I'm looking at my bice when I'm in my wice

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Tr*k is actually a good brand.

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My wice and her BF are new to cycling... Gotta get them something to warm up before moving up to a Sir Velo

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This dentist is spending money on their patients and not a Sir Velo? Wtf.

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Saw this today

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Having FOMO about the I S O F L O W... Not to worry. You can install one to your vice

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Rate my Zwift setup

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Saw a hairy man with a kom stain

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Patients do not appreciate my countdown clock for my next Sir Velo. Please advise

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How much narrower does my bar need to be so that the tips are touching

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Got dumped, bought my first Porsche. Heading to the Sir Velo store now.

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Am I edging my tires correctly?

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Sram RED installed on Tr*k

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Did I break my brake rotor?

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Wanna get contact lenses specifically for riding? Read this

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Just learned that Cervélo is an american brand

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I accidentally held the shift lever on my mechanical groupset bike expecting it to quickshift like with Di2

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Finally a saddle for KOM-denying my domestiques

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Would chainging my gearing makea difference

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